A little Patrick and
reader update
Since Patrick’s rather wayward recent behaviour has worried
a few people, we thought that an update was due. Graham and Pat offered a very
wise and worrying idea. Is he really a penguin? For all the Wallace and Gromit fans out there, remember the
Wrong Trousers film and read the emailed wisdom from G&P:
Hi R + J
We're becoming
increasingly concerned about the penguin.
Have not the lessons
from 'Inside the Wrong Trousers' been learnt?
There we were thinking
he was safely banged up for the diamond heist.
Now here he is large as life, hitched up with a couple on the brink of
world travel - by sea - often out of sight of the law.
What's he planning
now?
And more to the point
- what's happened to former first mate Dylan?!?
Just like Wallace,
you've forgotten your 'Grommet' already.
Your worried friends,
P + G
PS Watch out for him
decorating his berth with fish wallpaper - it's usually the last stage of his
planning.
This made us nervous. Very nervous. Is there a similarity?
Is Patrick really a dangerous chicken masquerading as a sweet if somewhat
overweight and wayward penguin? You decide if the resemblance is uncanny:
We’ve been watching Patrick carefully since the email though. No signs of bad behaviour
recently but that could be because he knows he is on probation. We were
anchored off a house that also plays home to the Royal Bank of Scotland
Tighnabruaich branch and he did stare at
it for hours (at least until the tide turned).
Was that a sign of
criminal intent? Of course, if he had raided it the swag would have been pretty
limited. Probably enough for a week’s fish but all in Scottish notes too.
Unlikely to store much gold bullion in Tighnabruaich and as a getaway vehicle,
the Nordhavn has serious limitations…
As for you, our prompt about lots of blog reading on Friday
has clearly altered your habits. Last Friday was an all-time low in hits and there were many
more than normal over the weekend. We were wrong, you folks are able to be educated
and have your behaviours changed. We apologise.
We also have to thank Bob for sharing his name for females
with trolley shoppers. Gill was delighted to be known as a “Tart with a cart”.
Apparently her husband Ken had always wanted a tart. No further comment needed.